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Walking The Path with Brother Theophyle

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My Aura’s Better!

Brother Theophyle is bragging about the beauty of his aura. Full of pride, he boasts, “Betcha my aura is prettier than yours”.

Sure enough, he is bathed in a rainbow of colors, giving him a gorgeous aura.

But on closer examination, we notice that Theo has placed himself in front of a bright spotlight, and he’s holding several, differently colored balloons behind his back. So, the aura we are seeing is actually the light shining through the balloons!

Full archive of Theophyle cartoons, in chronological order.
To open, please click on a title.
· My aura’s better! ·
· I’m in crisis! ·
· My ankle?! ·
· Can’t think of. ·
· Dead? Wazzat? ·
· I am not a body ·
· What’s your name? ·
· The ladder days. ·
· How do you know? ·
· Spontaneous spontaneity ·
· Celebrating Holy Days ·
· So Long ·
· Which you? ·
· Too cool! ·
· On this very site ·
· Who am I? ·
· What you see. ·
· I’m not a real character. ·
· Vacation plans. ·
· Past Lives. ·
· A Dream ·
· Hocus Pocus ·
· At The Auction ·
· Dominion ·
· Difference? ·
· Days Like That ·
· Peace Conference ·
· Foolish Consistency? ·
· Warm in The Cold? ·
· Not Everyone ·
· All Locked Up ·
· Looking Better ·
· Valentine’s Day ·
· More Like God ·
· All The Time ·
· In A Mirror ·
· The Most Difficult Thing ·
· At The Auto Parts Store ·
· Splitting Firewood ·
· The Future ·
· No Parking ·
· The New Year ·
· How Will I Know ·
· Deer Hunting ·
· Cross The Road ·
· No How ·
· Creation and Evolution ·
· Can’t Remember ·
· Famous ·
· In The Garden ·
· Are you really? ·
· Doing Battle ·
· The Middle Way ·
· Forgiveness ·
· Whoso Knoweth ·
· Favorite Music ·
· Teach us To Love ·
· Meditation ·
· Having It All ·
· Near To God ·
· Abandoned? ·
· How Old? ·
· Writing A Novel ·
· Taking It With You ·
· Not Quite Finished ·
· What Was Given ·
· What You Ask For ·
· Walking A Treadmill ·
· Fresh Water Conservation ·
· What To Read ·
· What Size ·
· Living Trust ·
· Taking Vitamins ·
· My Problem Is ·
· Drawing & Jumping ·
· Making Snow ·
· Leap Year ·
· Fascinating Rhythm ·
· Genealogy ·
· The Priesthood ·
· In The Market ·
· Jury Duty I ·
· Jury Duty II ·
· Summer Flies ·
· Whatcha Got There ·
· In The Mail ·
· Compiling Differences ·
· Take A Breath ·
· Laundry Day ·
· The Calendar ·
· Bumping Into A Friend ·
· Favorite President ·
· Daylight Saving Time ·
· Dinner Out? ·
· Ninety Years! ·
· There Be Dragons ·
· Do Your Horoscope! ·
· After Life ·
· Horror Story ·
· Year of The Rabbit ·
· Here I Am ·
· God Exists ·
· Reading Ibn ’Arabi ·
· The Word Religion ·